So Mike pulls up a chair at the bar at proclaims to the bartender" My wife loves me more than any man in this bar"
The bartender asks mike how he's so sure
Mike says to the bartender, "Just last week ,i had to take a few days of work, and everytime the milkman or mailman came to deliver she would shout"My husband's home!, My husband's home" ..."
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