There once lived a family of whores who sent their youngest out on the corner for the evening. The next morning, she arrived back at the house with $50 and white stains on her face, proclaiming, "I just gave a blowjob for $50!" Grandma, who was the oldest, replied, "Well, back in my day, we never gave blowjobs for money. I just did it for something warm in my belly!"
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