There once was a little yellow man who found a little yellow string. He too the little yellow string up his little yellow stairs and into his little yellow bedroom where his little yellow wife was sitting and asked her "little yellow wife do you know what this little yellow string is for?" She replied "I don't know maybe the little Red man will know". The little yellow man replied "I'll go ask him".
So off the little yellow man went out his little yellow bedroom, down his little yellow stairs, down his little yellow corrodor, out his little yellow door, down his little yellow path, out his little yellow gate, down the little yellow road and out the little yellow village.
He entered the little Red village, walked down the little Red road, though the little Red gate, up the little Red path, into the little Red door, up the little Red corrodor and into the little Red living room where he met the little Red man. He said "hi little red man do you know what this little yellow string is for?" And the little Red man replied nope go ask the little green Man he will know" and the little yellow man said ok" and walked out of the little Red living room, down the little Red corrodor, out the little Red door, down the little Red path, out the little Red gate, down the little Red path and out the little Red village.
He entered the little green village, walked down the little green road, though the little green gate, up the little green path, into the little green door, up the little green corrodor and into the little green living room where he met the little green man. He said "hi little green man do you know what this little yellow string is for?" And the little green man replied nope go ask the little blue Man he will know" and the little yellow man said ok" and walked out of the little green living room, down the little green corrodor, out the little green door, down the little green path, out the little green gate, down the little green path and out the little green village
He entered the little blue village, walked down the little blue road, though the little blue gate, up the little blue path, into the little blue door, up the little blue corrodor and into the little blue living room where he met the little blue man. He said "hi little blue man do you know what this little yellow string is for?" And the little blue man replied nope go ask the little orange Man he will know" and the little yellow man said ok" and walked out of the little blue living room, down the little blue corrodor, out the little blue door, down the little blue path, out the little blue gate, down the little blue path and out the little blue village
He entered the little orange village, walked down the little orange road, though the little orange gate, up the little orange path, into the little orange door, up the little orange corrodor and into the little orange living room where he met the little orange man. He said "hi little orange man do you know what this little yellow string is for?" And the little orange man replied when you get home pull it and you will find out" and the little yellow man said ok" and walked out of the little orange living room, down the little orange corrodor, out the little orange door, down the little orange path, out the little orange gate, down the little orange path and out the little orange village
Into the little blue village, down the blue road, out the blue village, into the green village, down the green road, out the green village, into the red village, down the red road, out the red village, into the yellow village, up the yellow road, through the yellow gate, up the yellow path, through the yellow door, up the yellow corrodor, up the yellow stairs and into his little yellow bedroom. His little yellow wife asked "did you find out what it's for?" And he replied "yeah the little orange man said pull it and you will find out" so he pulled it and it snapped.
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