There was once a little red man
Who walked down the little red road
Towards his little red house
When he got there, he opened up his little red gate
Walked up the little red pathway
Up to his little red door,
He opened said little red door
And put his little red keys on the side
And walked up the little red stairs
To get into the little red shower
5 little red minutes past
And the little red door bell rang,
So out the little red shower he climbed
He grabbed a little red towel
And walked down the little red stairs towards the little red door
He opened the little red door
And standing there was a huge big Green woman,
He was so shocked he dropped his little red towel and his little red was left dangling.
The big Green woman disgusted with him, she ran out of his little red front garden and straight over the little red road and got ran over.
What's the moral of the story?
Don't cross the road when the red man is flashing.
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