A guy goes into the men's bathroom. Started peeing in the urinal. A shorter plump Irish man comes next to his urinal and starts peeing next to him. The guy sees the man's penis and is amazed.
Guy: "OMG you have the biggest penis I've ever seen. How did you get it to be so big?"
Man: "Oh it's a secret"
Guy: "Come on man I really want to know, please please?"
Man: "Well.... ok matey, it's because I a leprechaun"
Guy: "Wow, I wish my penis was that big"
Man: "Well matey, I can help you with that. All you need to do is let me do you in the arse and the magic from me will make your penis grow"
Guy: "Oh man... I... I... I don't really want to do it, but I really want my penis to be big so... oh what the heck. Get it over with"
After the man was done. He zipped up his zipper and said, "Well matey how old are you anyways?"
Guy: (huff puff) "I'm.... ugh... I'm 30"
Man: "wow, you're 30 and you still believe in leprechauns?"
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