The Leprechaun

A man walks into a bar, absolutely exhausted from a hard day at work. He asks the bartender for a beer, which is quickly placed in front of him. As soon as he is about to grasp it and take his first sip, a little leprechaun comes sprinting out of nowhere along the top of the bar. He knocks the man's beer over and *ptooo!!* spits in his face.

"I am so sorry," says the bartender. "That little leprechaun has been a nuisance all day. Let me pour you another beer, on the house." He wipes off the counter and pours the tired man a fresh beer. But as soon as he sets it on the counter, the leprechaun comes speeding along the top of the bar, knocks the beer over, and *ptooo!!* spits in the man's face again.

More apologetic than ever, the bartender says, "I am so sorry, sir. That leprechaun has been causing us so many problems. Tonight all your beers are on the house." He wipes up the counter again and proceeds to pour the man, who is now enraged, another beer, and sets it on the counter.

This time the man sees the leprechaun coming and is able to snatch him before he can do anything.

"Listen you little green piece of shit! If you mess with me or my beer again, I'm gonna cut your little dick off!!"

"But we leprechauns don't have dicks!"

"No dicks?!? How do you piss??"

*ptooo!!*