Two guys are on a transatlantic flight and start chatting about work and whatnot. The subject of family comes up and the first guy says “my son is the laziest kid in the word he wouldn't even lift a finger the save his own life not to mind anyone else’s”. The second guy says “no way, my son has breathing difficulties; nothing medical just doesn't want to put the effort in. So the argue for a while and finally make a bet of $1000 before the plane lands.
They arrive at the first guys’ house and he says to his son that’s sprawled out on the couch. “Son if you go set a fire for me I’ll give you an all-expenses paid trip to wherever you want in the world which all of your friends in a 5 star resort. How does that sound? His son replies “nah dad, I'm feeling a bit tired so I’ll pass” The first guy hold out his palm to the second guy and says “well pay up”. The second guy says well “let’s not be too hasty and go to my house before the bet is called”.
They arrive in the second guys’ house and the whole place is in darkness apart from a bright log fire that the second guys’ son is sitting in front of motionless and bawling crying. His father runs up to him and says “what’s wrong son, what’s wrong? The son replies “I’m burning dad, I’m burning”.
My first ever joke in Reddit so apologies for any crappy formatting and grammar mistakes. This is also one of the only clean jokes I know.
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