So one of them climbs out, walks over to the foreman, and asks "Why do we have to do all the work and you just watch us?"
The foreman walks over to a tree, places his open hand against it and says "I want you to hit my hand as hard as you can."
The digger winds up, launches the hardest punch he can muster, but the foreman pulls his hand away at the last second. "That's why!" the foreman gloats. "It's because you're stupid and I'm smart!"
The laborer climbs back down in the trench, and his buddy asks why the foreman doesn't have to dig. "Because he's smarter than us!" The buddy doesn't believe it. "Oh yeah? How do you know he's smarter?"
The first guy simply covers his face with his hand, and says "I want you to hit my hand as hard as you can."
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