A kid was celebrating their birthday and they were ten going on eleven. When his birthday came something happened and instead of turning eleven he turned nine. The kids parents had no explanation so they took him to the doctor. After the parents described their child's symptoms to the doctor, he immediately knew what he was inflicted with.
Tendonitis.
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