3 guys died and went to the gates of Heaven. God said to them, "Heaven is a place for serious people so you guys are going to have to pass a test. I will tell you some jokes as you climb the stairs into the lobby. If you manage to keep a straight face till you reach inside, congratulations, you will be allowed to enter! Otherwise, you will get thrown straight to Hell."
The first guy starts climbing, and God pulled out one of those Yo Mama jokes. He couldn't hold his laughter and gets thrown all the way down. The second guy starts climbing and God starts off with the same joke. There was no reaction. God cranked up his humour game and by the 3rd joke, the second guy burst out laughing, and gets sent straight down.
The third guy starts climbing, with a serious face as God throws joke after joke at him. He maintains his serious expression as he heads up the stairs. Finally at the very last step, he burst out laughing.
Down in hell, the first 2 guys asked him, "You were so close! Why couldn't you hold it in for one more step?"
The 3rd guy was puzzled. "Oh, I finally understood the first joke."
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