The itch from poison ivy is so bad that I just spent hundreds of dollars buying every possible cream and ointment at the pharmacy.

I saw a man the...

The sign looked incredibly uncomfortable. It really wanted him to Stop.

Three nuns

Three nuns are on a bus, when a nude man with an erect penis steps on. Two of...

A boy asks the...

"Why do you use a Samsung phone?" "To remind me that the apple was the first...

How long is a...

How long IS a chinaman

Why I'm leaving...

I have to go to the gas station to pick up some munchies.

On the Tv

Your Mom is so stupid someone asked her how to get on tv and she said sit on...

Dill-dough

Q. What's another name for pickled bread? A. Dill-dough.

Ghost shit

It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they needed...

Why did the mule...

He was half-assing it

Big, Fat, and...

Yo Mama so big, fat, and clumsey, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she...