A joke from my rugby coach -- better told in person with the clapping, but try to imagine :)
Sitting at dinner, an Italian father looks at his three grown sons.
He asks the oldest, Mario, "Mario, why are you-a so fat?"
Mario responds, "Papa, Mama's spaghetti is just-a so good, I eat-a way too much!"
Papa spreads his hands vertically and claps them together, and says "Mario, you take-a too big-a bite!"
Papa turns to Antonio, and asks, "Antonio, why are you-a so fat?"
Antonio responds, "Papa, my wife's lasagna is just-a so good, I eat-a way too much!"
Papa claps again and says "Antonio, you take-a too big-a bite!"
Papa turns to Fernando and asks, "Fernando, why are you-a so skinny?"
Fernando says, "Papa, I ONLY eat the pussy!"
Papa responds, "Pussy? But son, pussy tastes-a like shit!"
Fernando claps his hands just like his dad and says, "Papa, you take-a too big-a bite!"
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