The Incredible Hulk

Had to share a bedsit with the Incredible Hulk a while ago. I remember one time ago when I'd finished work, I walked in and saw The Incredible Hulk sat there watching television. I asked him what he was watching. "Hulk watch news." was the response. When the news had finished I asked him, "Can I watch TV now?" "No. Hulk watch nature!" and he switched the channel and I had to sit through a boring one hour documentary about lions. After what seemed like an age and the programme had finished, I asked him "if I could watch the TV now?" "No, Hulk watch space." was the response, and I had to sit through another boring hour long documentary about how astronauts prepared for trips into space. After that programme had finally finished I asked him again if could watch the TV. "No, Hulk watch wrestling" was the response. At this point I was starting to get frustrated and I said, "Cmon Hulk, please I want to watch the TV now." "NO, HULK WATCH WRESTLING!" he roared and I snapped back, "No, Hulk Hogan the TV remote as always!"