The hunter and the monks

Fair warning its best if you read the whole thing and probably works better in person.

Once upon a time there was a hunter roaming the a large forest. He happened to stumble upon some monks. The monks exclaim we did it! We found the meaning to life, the universe, and everything! The hunter being curious asks what was it? The monks responded saying they couldn't tell him. They could only tell other monks. The hunter then decides to become a monk and after some training and ceremonies he is finally let in. He then asks the monks again and they say they still can't tell him. He has to find out by himself. they then point him in a specific direction and tell him to walk that way and come back when he figures it out.

So the hunter walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked until he found a giant metal door. He found out it was locked but he recognized the lock and knew the key was back at the monks lodge.

So he turned around and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked until he got back to the monks lodge.

He then grabbed the key and turned back walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked until he got back to the metal door. He opened it and inside he saw a giant lake.

So he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam until he got to a large golden door. He knew whatever was behind this door held the meaning to life, the universe, and everything!. Again the door was locked and he knew the key was at the monks lodge.

So he turned back and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam, and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked until he got back to the monks lodge.

He grabbed the key turned back and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he walked and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam and he swam until he got back to the golden door that held all the answer to the universe. He put the key in, opened door and couldn't believe what he saw. I would tell you but I can't. You're not a monk.

For more rage inducing effect add a mountain where he climbs and a river where he hops from rock to rock.