The Hermit

A man had a tiny penis. He went to doctors,surgeons, faith healers , witch doctors etc to try and get it larger.
All their knowledge was in vain as they could do nothing about it.
A relative of his who saw this, told him about a hermit who lived on the peak of the Himalayas who had been known to cure anything.

Encouraged by this he took a trip to the Himalayas . After reaching the village at the foothills of the mountains, he climbed his way to the peak.... At the top of the peak he noticed a 10ft high brick wall surrounding it. Perplexed he walked all around the wall to find a portion where a few bricks had been pulled out to form footholds and a rope hanging over the wall. The man scaled the wall using the rope and jumped over to see an amazing sight.

A small hut with a tiny pond . He entered the hut and there he saw the hermit. The hermit was in deep meditation and was irked by his disturbance. The man lay prostrate and narrated his problem with folded hands. The hermit took pity on him and told him " My son, dip your dick twice in the magical pond and you shall receive what you need". The man hurridly rushed out to do as the hermit said and Lo! he now had 13 inch long weiner! Excited he scaled down the mountains and spent his night at the village brothel.

After exhausting all the women in brothel he proceeded the next day to visit the hermit and thank him. He climbed the mountains, used the rope to scale the wall and entered the hermit's home. Overjoyed with gratitude the man thanked the hermit profusely . The man while leaving asked the Hermit that if his penis was 13 inches long how long was the Hermit's ?

The hermit replied " Check that rope again".

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