A man gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. Cop says "you know why I pulled you over right?" Man says "No Officer I have no idea". His wife sitting next to him goes " Oh Ralph you know why, you said you were going over the speed limit". Man turns and gives the wife a mean stare.
Cop then says "do you also know your brake lights are out?" The man says "No officer. Must have just gone out". The wife again says to the man "Ralph that's not true you have been talking about getting those lights replaced for weeks if not months!" The man again looks at his wife and says loudly "will you just shut the fuck up!"
The cop looks at the wife and says " Ma'm does your husband always talk to you like that ? ". The wife says to the officer "Oh no officer, he only gets like that when he's had a bit too much to drink"
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