"Anything else, sir?" asked the attentive bellhop, trying his
best to make the lady and gentleman comfortable in their penthouse
suite in the posh hotel.
"No. No, thank you," replied the gentleman.
"Anything for your wife, sir?" the bellhop asked.
"Why, yes, young man," said the gentleman. "Would you bring me
a postcard?"
[Source](http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~mihaib/humor/told.jokes)
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