On January 14th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, California bikers were riding along Colorado Street in Pasadena when they saw a guy about to jump off Pasadena's Suicide Bridge. So they stopped. Jane, their leader, a voluptuous woman of 53, gets off her Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk him down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" He says tearfully, "I'm going to kill myself!!" While she didn't want to appear "sensitive," also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so she asked, "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' Jane here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, he leaned back over the railing and did just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, Jane gets a big thumbs-up approval from her biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" He explained, "Ethics in game journalism." It's still unclear whether he jumped or was pushed.
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