The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. Hey, man, he said, where's the toilet? Go down the hall and turn left, replied the headwaiter. When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and go right on in.
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