The Hardest Question for a Man

A man has a wife that oftened ask the hardest question when ever they quarreled.

"If your mum and i both fell into the ocean, who would you rescue from drowning?"

He has always managed to deflect the question but it was getting harder to do so as time passed.

One day he shared his woes with his mother.

See the mother is a very doting mum, who while having raised her son right, would try to make life easier for her son if she could. So she decided to pick up swimming.

Eventually, the Question came up again and this time, confident in his mother's ability to swim, retorted at his wife,

"Ha! If both you and my mum fell into the ocean, i won't have to lift a finger as mum is now a certified lifesaver, *she*, will save, *you*!"

Unsatisfied, the wife complained,

"No! Thats not satisfactory, **YOU** have to jump into the water!"

So the man shot back,

"Well then too bad for you, as you will have to die. I don't know how to swim either and my mum would most definitely save me!"