The Gunzel Hold

There's a Russian wrestler known as "Gunzel" and has a lock, human pretzel, hold known as "The Gunzel Hold". He makes the Olympic wrestling team and they make it to the final match against the U.S.A. team. It comes down to the weakest wrestler on the U.S.A. team and Gunzel for the final match. As it begins, the U.S. wrestler is quickly wadded-up in "The Gunzel Hold". Realizing imminent defeat, the remaining U.S. team hangs their heads and start to the locker room, when suddenly they hear the crowd go crazy. They rush back out and find that Gunzel had been defeated! They parade the U.S. wrestler around on their shoulders and make it back to the locker room where they quiz him on how he had defeated Gunzel. He explains, "It was all that I could do to barely open one eye, and I noticed a pair of balls next to my chinstrap, so I bit down on them as hard as I could!". They ask, "You bit Gunzel's balls???". He said, "NO...THEY WERE MINE!"