there was one a boy who in school went to the bathroom and zipped up his pants and his penis got stuck so then it turned green. Then this girl goes up to him and askes him can i play with ur little green thing and the boy goes sure why dont u come to my house and bring some robots cause i have some barbies and we can play with so then the girl goes to his house and hes tired so he then lays on the bed and falls asleep and the girl goes to the bathroom and the boy then wakes up in a hospital and he askes how come im here and the girl say your little green thing threw up on me so i cut it off.
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