At the local countryclub, a golfer joined the club-tournament and won a bottle of whiskey.
He then came home to his wife completely dirty, bloody and confused.
She asked him:
"What happened?"
He answered:
"Everything is fine... I won a bottle of whiskey at the countryclub, but because I rode my bike today, I worried that if I fell on the way home, my bottle would get smashed! So in order to save my whiskey, I drank the bottle before riding home. And I have got to say that was a good idea, because I fell like SIX times on the way home!
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