The Genie

Johnny was a poor, but hard-working man. He only knew living from dime-to-dime. One day Johnny was trekking through the woods when he spotted a rusty old lamp. Johnny never believed in magic, but as a joke, he spat on and rubbed the lamp clean. All of the sudden, smoke pours out of the spout and a genie appears. "Hello! You have summoned me and shall be granted three wishes!

Johnny jumped for joy. He sat and pondered what his wishes would be. First, he wanted a new place to live. the old wooden shack he called a home was falling apart. "I want a marble mansion with full furnishings." said Johnny. The genie waved his hand. "It is done. There is now a mansion where that old shack once stood."

Johnny though about all the parties he could throw, but he wasn't the best looking guy in town. He stood up, "I want a hot wife-wait, no. I want a haram of hot wives." The genie once gain waved his hand. "When you go back to your new mansion, there will be numerous brides anticipating your arrival."

Johnny though hard about his last wish. He had the house and many pretty girls. What could be the frosting on the cake? After a few minutes of thinking, Johnny stepped forward. "Genie? If it isn't too much to ask, could I be hung like a nigger?" The Genie scowled but still decided to grant his final wish. "When you go back to your home, you will find all your wishes have come true. I bid thee farewell!"

The Genie disappeared back into his lamp. Johnny was excited. He skipped almost all the way back home. It was everything he imagined when he got there. The mansion was huge and all of his new wives were greeting him at the front door. He threw the biggest party that night. Only one thing was missing: his penis size. Had the genie forgotten to grant the last wish after all? As the party was winding down, Johnny heard a screech of tires and several men yelling. Suddenly, six men in white robes burst through the mansions front door and seize Johnny. Confused and babbling, Johnny is pulled out of his mansion and hung from a tree in his front yard.

The End.