and the general needed to be at a meeting on the other side of the base in ten minutes. The luckless private chauffeuring the jeep was going around corners on two wheels, running red lights and speeding like a maniac.
The general asks the private, "Son, do you know what the penalty is for making a general late for a meeting?"
The private, imagining firing squads, stammers "N-no sir! I don't!"
The general replies "Neither do I. But I bet it's a lot less than the penalty for maiming or killing one!"
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