The fountain of yooth

There was once 3 men that were about to die. And they did
nothing wrong in there lives. So they went to a magician
and ask him "We want to be younger." So the magician said " All
of you have to go and do something very bad, tell me
and you can go and drink the fountain of yooth. So the 3 men
went to do something bad and came to tell the magician.
The first one came and said " I murdered somebody." Then the
magician told him to drink the fountain of yooth. Then
the other man said "I stolded 5 womens purses." And again the
magician told him to go and drink the fountain of yooth.
Then the other one came and said " I pissed in the fountain of
yooth."