81. The only reason you ever dress up is when everything else is dirty.82. Your parents start to tell you stories about their college days.83. With all the wealth of knowledge around you, you start to feel like you're on intellectual welfare.84. Going to the mini-mart is a major treat.85. Amount of alcohol consumed is directly proportional to grade point average.86. You have two kinds of shoes: everyday shoes and party shoes.87. Classes: the later the better.88. The cute girls actually talk to you now.89. Care packages make it all worthwhile.90. The longer you're there, the less you talk about home.
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