There was a woman with such low self esteem beacause she was flat breasted like a baby girl.
One night she got up the courage to go out to a club. She was standing by the bar by herself when a guy approached her. "Why are you looking so sad?" he asked "Well.." she stuttered "I'm as flat chested as a baby girl" "Really?" he answered "then we should team up tonight, beacause I look like a baby boy downstairs!"
They danced and had a good time. One thing lead to another and soon they were ripping the clothes off each other in his bedroom. When the moment came and she ripped off his boxers she gasped! "I thought you said you looked like a baby boy down there!?"
"Yup" he replied "19 inches and 8 pounds!"
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