On an international flight preparing to land in New York, an obviously gay steward comes on the speaker and instructs the passengers, "Okay ladies and gentlemen, please return your seats and tray tables to their upright positions because the pilot's gonna land the big scary plane real soon!"
Afterward, he walks through the first-class cabin for the routine check and sees one woman who still has her tray down. Politely, he asks, "Ma'am, please put your tray up for landing as per the pilot's instructions, mkay?"
She looks at him and sneers, "Excuse me! In my country they call me a princess, and *nobody* tells me what to do."
The steward smiles back and says, "That's nice, but in my country they call me a *queen*, so you better put your tray UP, BITCH."
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