The first thing out of my mouth when I was very abruptly and rudely woken up by my neighbor blaring "Trapped in the Closet"...

What's a Frat...

Bromine.

A man is talking...

A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?" God answers, "To...

This is the 21st...

Where deleting history is more important than creating history.

I know this may...

Claude

How can you tell...

They are the ones that can outrun their brothers and father.

Two Nuns

Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde? A: Two tight ends and a wide...

Origin of Lawyers

An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "can...

A man goes into a...

A man goes into a job interview, and presents himself well. The employer is...

Yo Mamma

Yo mamma is so fat she plays pool with the nine planets

I went to eh...

and eh hockey game broke out eh.