The First Hand Job


On their third night after the wedding, the two blissful newlyweds shut off the lights and crawl under the covers.Turning amorously towards his bride, Jammer tenderly informs Frannie that tonight he wants a hand job instead of the usual stuff. Frannie, being the proper girl that she is, had absolutely no idea what a "hand job" was.So, she gets out of bed, puts on her robe and heads for the phone to call her mom."Mom," says Frannie, "Jammer wants a hand job and I don't know what he means.""Oh, Frannie," says her mother, "that's real simple. Just grab his thing and shake it like you were trying to get ketchup out of a bottle.""Gee, Mom, that's easy enough," replies Frannie.So Frannie hangs up the phone, removes her robe and crawls back into the sack. She snuggles up to Jammer, grabs his thing firmly with one hand and starts beating the end with the other.

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