A man worked at the Fire Dept. and came home one night suggesting to his wife that they could sort of do the same thing as he did when he went to fight fires. He said, "I could come home and say Bell 1 and we could run to the bedroom; Bell 2 and we could take our clothes off; and Bell 3, we could start messing around." So the wife agreed. The next night the man came home and said "Bell 1" and they ran to the bedroom; "Bell 2" and they took off their clothes; "Bell 3" and they began to mess around. Then the wife said "Bell 4." "What does that mean?" he said to which she replied: "More hose, you're nowhere near the fire."
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