Over 50000 people apply, and they manage to rattle it down to a final 3. They are then given their final task, they will be put in a room with their wife, and they must kill them, and they give each of them a gun which they tell them to use.
The first man goes in, and they here sobbing, after 5 minutes the man and his wife comes out, the man still in tears, telling them he couldn't do it.
The second man goes in, and once again they hear crying, this time from 2 of them. This time after 30 minutes the man and his wife come out, both distraught that he didn't get this job.
Then the final man walks in, and they hear crying, they hear a lot of banging on the walls and begin to wonder what is going on, but they let him carry on. Finally an hour later the man comes out, without his wife and says "someone loaded the gun with blanks, so I had to strangle the bitch instead."
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