One day 2 best friends were talking and the first man said:
man 1:you will not guess what happened yesterday
man 2:what?
man 1:while I was in the farm a bull started chasing after me
man 2:and what happened?
man 1:I started to run faster and faster and when he was about
to poke me with its horns it slipped and fell.
man 2:then what?
man 1:well I kept running faster and faster and again it was
about to poke me and it slipped and fell again
man 2:Then what??
man 1:well I kept running faster and faster and again it was
about to poke me and again it slipped and fell.
man 2: damn I think that if a bull was chasing after me I
would've shitted my pants
man 1: and what do you think the bull was slipping and falling
on??
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