Jake and John are walking around the annual fair. Suddenly they see a stall with a curtain and a sign saying 'Blowjob 5 Dollars'. Jake quickly pushes John aside, goes behind the curtain, drops his pants and puts 5 dollars in the box. John, waiting outside, is surprised to see his friend return after only a few seconds. 'What happened?' John asks. 'Well' Jake replies 'It didn't say GET a blowjob for 5 Dollars'
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