Once an egg fell from the 10th floor of a building, but surprisingly, didn't break. How?
Well, it was lucky.
The egg, then fell from the 5th floor of the building. Again it didn't break. How?
Well, this time the egg was determined not to crack.
The egg then fell from the 2nd floor of the building and the egg, like the previous times, still did not break. How?
Well, this time it was just confident.
Then one day, a little boy was playing with the egg on the ground floor of the building. The egg slipped from his hands by accident, fell to the floor and broke. How?
Well, it's a fucking egg, stupid.
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