The dominatrix goes to meet a client one day. However, instead of going to meet the client who liked to get whipped and blindfolded, she went to the client who got off on hot wax and pegging.
The dominatrix goes to meet a client one day. However, instead of going to meet the client who liked to get whipped and blindfolded, she went to the client who got off on hot wax and pegging.
"Whoops, wrong sub."
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