So there were these two gay guys taking a shower. Just as things were starting to get sexy again, the phone rings in the living room. One of them hops out of the shower, and says
"Alright, I don't want you to mess around and cum before I get back! ;)", to which the other replies "I won't."
So he goes and answers the phone, it turned out to be a wrong number. So he comes straight back to the shower. When he opens up the curtains, there is semen *everywhere!* It's dripping from the faucet, and running down the curtains!
"I thought I told you not to mess around and cum you silly fag!"
"Ugh, you idiot. I didn't cum! I just farted."
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