Phil finds himself dead and standing at the gates to hell. The devil approaches and says, "Welcome Phillip, we've been expecting you. Allow me to explain how this works. Everyone that comes here gets an opportunity to choose how they will spend their eternity, behind one of these three doors. Go ahead and look and then come to me with your decision." So Phil opens the first door and finds a room filled with snakes slithering along the ground, and everyone in the room is standing upside down on their heads. Phil cringes and decides to open the second door, to which he finds a room filled with scorpions and, again, everyone is standing on their heads. Phil shakes his head and goes over to the third door, where he finds a room filled with sewage, but this time everyone is standing on their feet, drinking tea and eating cookies. Phil thinks that this isn't so bad, so he tells the devil. The devil says, "Excellent choice, Phillip!" He then leans through the door and yells, "Ok, coffee break is over, back on your heads!!"
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