The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with its tail! What's he doing with the apples? the sergeant asked. If I told you, the woman cried, you wouldn't believe me!
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