I heard this joke from a friends dad years ago and while I expect this sub has seen it I hope it is new to a few:
Ricky passed tryouts for the Denver Broncos. He shows up to his first practice and starts meeting his new team members.
After exchanging names and stories they realize Ricky was cool, so a linebacker tells Ricky about the barrel.
"If you ever need to relieve some stress or just clear your head, use that barrel. Just stick it in the hole where the cork used to be. You can use it any day you want except Sunday."
"Makes sense" says Ricky, "Sunday is gameday."
"Well, that, and Sunday is your day in the barrel."
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