A deaf mute walks into a pharmacy to buy some condoms... They are behind the counter and the pharmacist is having trouble understanding the deaf mutes gestures for them.
Aggravated, the deaf mute suddenly pulls out a $20 note - whips his penis out and slaps it onto the counter...
The Pharmacist thinking he knows what is going on, pulls out a $20 bill of his own, whips his own penis out and puts it onto the counter next to the deaf mutes penis.
After a moment, the Pharmacist grabs both $20 bills and puts them in his pocket... The deaf mute shocked by all this begins to gesture wildly with profanities...
The Pharmacist not fussed by this says - "Sorry mate, but if you can't afford to lose then you shouldn't gamble..."
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