The deaf computer scientist

A young, attractive woman goes to a bar. She notices a man at the other side of the bar making eye contact with her, and before long the bartender hands her a note saying, "That gentlemen over there told me to give this to you."

> Come join me for a drink?

She approaches the man and introduces herself. He writes another note and hands it to her:

> I am deaf, but I can write notes. Let me buy you a drink?

She decides to indulge him. They spend the night drinking and writing notes back and forth. She learns he is a computer scientist, so being deaf doesn't affect his career all that much, and that he lives only a few blocks away. As they become more intoxicated, he invites her back to his place with a note:

> Let's go back to my place. I've got a $1000 bottle of wine for us to share and a 10-inch penis.

She thinks to herself *he must be pretty rich if he can afford that bottle of wine* and fantasizes about the size of his dick, so she excitedly agrees. They split a cab back to his place. In the cab ride she passes him another note, saying he seems pretty young to be so successful. To which he writes a note back:

> I'm only 11010 years old!