The day of The Crucifixion comes. Jesus is having a really bad day. He suffers the accusations, the flaying, the denials, then gets marched out of town to spend the rest of the day on a plank of wood. He's up there, pretty bummed out.
Eventually, Peter comes before Jesus where he hangs, looks up to him and says, weeping. ".......oh..oh Lord. I'm so sorry. For everything, it's so...I m-mean, you were RIGHT! You were right about everything! You said you would be betrayed, you said I would deny you three times, you KNEW!
I know now, you are my Lord, King of Kings. I just want to know, if there's anything I can do, anything at all, that would ease your suffering or help you in your last moments in this land."
And Jesus, then, looked down upon the apostle Peter, and Said, "AAAAAAHHHHH! HARRGGGGNNOOAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
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