The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -Geez, are you lucky. The cyclist says. -What do you mean by lucky ? The pedestrian angrily asks. I got hurt really bad. -Ah, you're lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus.
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