The crew starts drinking on sea exploration vessel. Party of course gets out of hand and next morning captain is angry as shit, yelling and cursing.
He summons everyone and yells:
"That is it, every single drop of F***ing alcohol goes overboard."
From the back row some of the crew members are nodding and saying that captain is right and we should throw all the alcohol overboard!
Captain yells: "You divers in the back row, SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!"
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