There is this coroner's assistant who is informed that he has to work on Independence Day due to the backlog of bodies awaiting an autopsy.
When asked about it, the assistant said, "It's July 4th. I will get double time and a half."
"...and like any other holiday, I will get to crack open a cold one."
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