The Coffin Joke

A guy is heading to work and decided to go there on a hoverboard, since he thinks he looks cool in them. As he's riding to work, he's sees a hearse in front of him and thinks "I wonder who died?" He tries to ride past the hearse and hears a sound from inside the hearse that goes like "Whomp. Whomp. Whomp."

He steps off his hoverboard. "Whomp." it goes again. He knocks on the window, which are really tinted. The "Whomp" gets louder and notices its coming from the back of the hearse. He goes to the back of the hearse and thinks that someone might be in there!

He hears a huge "Whomp" and the back explodes and a coffin slides out the back of the hearse. He goes up to the coffin and thinks "Someone might be in there!" The coffin suddenly stands up vertically and turns towards him. It then jumps a little towards with a "Whomp".

A police officer walks towards him and says "Is this your hearse?"
The guy says "No. I came here on a hoverboard. I was just riding to work on it." The officer says "Oh, that thing on the curb?" and asks to try it. The guy says "Sure." and then the Coffin just slams down and crushed the officer.

The guy then thinks "Woah I should get out of here!" He runs over to his hoverboard and speeds off, but the coffin is jumping towards him again. And the coffin is going "Whomp" again. And the guys like "Oh I should have got a car" "Whomp" it goes again.

He sees a verizion wireless store ahead and decides to call the police, because there might be phones thread and he doesn't have one. So he goes into the store and says "Oh I need to use a phone because its an emergency" the guy behind the counter says "Hey, is that a hoverboard? Is it any good?" the guy says "yeah sure" and the counter guy asks to try it.

They both go outside, with counter guy on the hoverboard and starts riding towards the door, but the coffin just fucking "Whomp"''s through the door and decapitates him. The guy is like "shit this day is shit" The hoverboard rolled out from underneath by the way.

The coffin then turns to him and the guy speeds off on the hoverboard with the coffin jumping behind him. The guy decides to go home because there's a cord phone there. He sees his house and goes to his front door, which has one of those keypad locks and he puts in the code, but its wrong because he changed it. he puts in the new one and enters.

He shuts the door and locks it and the "Whomp" stops. He hears a knock like half an hour later. He opens the door and the coffin is there and it slides into his house. The guy is like "oh fuck" and he begins to run away from the coffin. The coffin then just starts destroying shit while running after him.

Its coming after him and the guy runs into the hallway and the coffin is still destroying shit while chasing after him. Then the guy locks himself in the bathroom and the coffin breaks down the door and the guy opens his medicine door.

And he throws some cough medicine at the coffin and it just stops.