The Clever Man

There were once 3 men who lived in jail. One was rather stupid,
one was a bit more clever, and one was the cleverest (the clever
man). They were all guilty of their convicted crimes but decided
to escape.


During the escape they had to cross one large field. The clever
man crossed it by crawling behind a hedgerow, the slightly
clever man ran across, and the stupid man carelessly strode
across the field, whistling ten green bottles (sitting on a
wall), and taking his time.


Now, two lesbians owned this field, and hearing the whistling,
stopped the men. "You have been trespassing" they both said in
unison. "...and for that you shall be punished." The Lesbians,
not knowing that these men had just escaped from jail said, "We
shall now legally (this was in Indonesia) remove your genitiles
in a manner according to your job."


The dumb man, not thinking said- "Oh yes, I'm a butcher!"-- they
sliced his penis off like ham.


The slightly clever man was about to say that he was a chemist,
but with thought that the lesbians might be in possession of
sulphuric acid (remember that this was in Indonesia) said, "I'm
a Lumberjack" - he wanted the pain to be quick.... and so it
was. Just in one single chop.


The lesbians were enjoying this, and with smug faces (otherwise
known as the Anne Robinson from Watchdog face) turned to the
clever man, who said-with an equally smug face- "Oh me....I test
lollipops."