One day a man sat on his front porch watching traffic go by. When a truck stops on the side of the road with the words "keep the city beautiful" written on the side.
The driver gets out of the truck and digs a hole then gets back in. A few minutes pass and the passenger gets out and fills in the hole. The men pull forward about ten feet and repeat the process.
After the truck does this a few times the man on the porch gets up walks over to the truck. He knocks on the passenger side window and asks " what are you doing?". To which the passenger replies " well, we usually plant trees but the man who puts the tree in the hole called in sick."
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